🚒 principal engineer at firehydrant (prev: stripe, hashicorp, github, etc.) 🍕 amateur pizzaiolo 🌲 portland, ore. 🌐 https://davidcel.ishttps://catsky.social/profile/davidcel.ishttps://catsky.social/profile/davidcel.is/post/3ml3bo3s5uw2zi desperately need someone to hack LonelyCpp’s GitHub account so they can do the funniest shit ever https://thereallo.dev/blog/decompiling-the-white-house-app05 May 2026 03:47 +0000at://did:plc:so3nphemmrxnh63ye3c4x6dg/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml3bo3s5uw2zhttps://catsky.social/profile/davidcel.is/post/3ml335cauvk2nthe few dozen people who liked this post are actually sociopathic. being against AI data centers is NIMBYism? what the fuck are we even talking about here? [contains quote post or other embedded content]05 May 2026 01:50 +0000at://did:plc:so3nphemmrxnh63ye3c4x6dg/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml335cauvk2nhttps://catsky.social/profile/davidcel.is/post/3ml2tbafbq624remembering how Gowalla came back and then veered hard into web3/crypto and realizing that if they’d survived or come back a little later, they’d be finding a way to veer hard into AI04 May 2026 23:29 +0000at://did:plc:so3nphemmrxnh63ye3c4x6dg/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml2tbafbq624https://catsky.social/profile/davidcel.is/post/3ml23bgf6mb2jtechnically still one nine!04 May 2026 16:20 +0000at://did:plc:so3nphemmrxnh63ye3c4x6dg/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml23bgf6mb2jhttps://catsky.social/profile/davidcel.is/post/3mkxv6ndi6k2aok it’s very funny/prescient but can we also talk about how this sketch uses the Earthbound font [contains quote post or other embedded content]03 May 2026 19:26 +0000at://did:plc:so3nphemmrxnh63ye3c4x6dg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkxv6ndi6k2ahttps://catsky.social/profile/davidcel.is/post/3mkxlwhy4em2ci started a collection on TikTok to track laughably bad AI Overviews now that they’re forcing them on every video… and i almost immediately had to give up because almost all of them are wrong. i’m not even just talking details; they’re _completely_ wrong in at least 90% of cases!03 May 2026 16:40 +0000at://did:plc:so3nphemmrxnh63ye3c4x6dg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkxlwhy4em2chttps://catsky.social/profile/davidcel.is/post/3mktkuii7ho2z🗣️ The layoffs will… improve morale??? https://www.thewrap.com/media-platforms/journalism/ben-shapiro-the-daily-wire-layoffs-nashville/02 May 2026 02:10 +0000at://did:plc:so3nphemmrxnh63ye3c4x6dg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mktkuii7ho2zhttps://catsky.social/profile/davidcel.is/post/3mktk3izym22fdeveloping? i’d say he’s fully evolved [contains quote post or other embedded content]02 May 2026 01:56 +0000at://did:plc:so3nphemmrxnh63ye3c4x6dg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mktk3izym22fhttps://catsky.social/profile/davidcel.is/post/3mksf2hlq3w2ait’s painful to admit this, but i bought some very expensive Le Labo hand soap after smelling it at a nice omakase in portland and it was worth it01 May 2026 14:54 +0000at://did:plc:so3nphemmrxnh63ye3c4x6dg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mksf2hlq3w2ahttps://catsky.social/profile/davidcel.is/post/3mkqnpwahj22cnew parent company migrated our laptops to their MDM, which i just discovered forces us to have a cybersecurity powerpoint slide as our screensaver, and i am irrationally angry about it30 Apr 2026 22:23 +0000at://did:plc:so3nphemmrxnh63ye3c4x6dg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkqnpwahj22chttps://catsky.social/profile/davidcel.is/post/3mkptqjci4z2jSCOTUS: We just gutted the Voting Rights Act! DEMS: Hasan Piker is literally Satan30 Apr 2026 14:39 +0000at://did:plc:so3nphemmrxnh63ye3c4x6dg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkptqjci4z2jhttps://catsky.social/profile/davidcel.is/post/3mkora5aclc24i’ve been copying posts’ URLs to open them in cope.works enough that i finally made a Shortcut that just does it for me. just add it to your share sheet and you too can bypass the nuclear block with only two taps https://www.icloud.com/shortcuts/b37950006e8d4249a7ee2c5080bc5ee230 Apr 2026 04:21 +0000at://did:plc:so3nphemmrxnh63ye3c4x6dg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkora5aclc24https://catsky.social/profile/davidcel.is/post/3mko5nttwp22xalso fruit belongs on pizza and if you can’t accept that, you need to look inward [contains quote post or other embedded content]29 Apr 2026 22:31 +0000at://did:plc:so3nphemmrxnh63ye3c4x6dg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mko5nttwp22xhttps://catsky.social/profile/davidcel.is/post/3mklexse7nb2coh no https://waymo.com/blog/shorts/waymo-in-portland/28 Apr 2026 20:04 +0000at://did:plc:so3nphemmrxnh63ye3c4x6dg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mklexse7nb2chttps://catsky.social/profile/davidcel.is/post/3mkjeaaydws2o> Both Tung and Lee were appointed by President Trump. Dems royally fucked us by not paying attention to judicial appointments [contains quote post or other embedded content]28 Apr 2026 00:45 +0000at://did:plc:so3nphemmrxnh63ye3c4x6dg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkjeaaydws2ohttps://catsky.social/profile/davidcel.is/post/3mhtr3cnfos2mME AS A KID SEEING SELF-DRIVING CARS AND AI IN SCIENCE FICTION: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! ME AS AN ADULT SEEING SELF-DRIVING CARS AND AI IN REAL LIFE: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.24 Mar 2026 23:46 +0000at://did:plc:so3nphemmrxnh63ye3c4x6dg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhtr3cnfos2mhttps://catsky.social/profile/davidcel.is/post/3mkipztpuku2jahhh, there it is https://github.blog/news-insights/company-news/github-copilot-is-moving-to-usage-based-billing/27 Apr 2026 18:44 +0000at://did:plc:so3nphemmrxnh63ye3c4x6dg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkipztpuku2jhttps://catsky.social/profile/davidcel.is/post/3mkg4jpk4ds2zthat was the best breakfast sandwich i’ve had in a long time 📍HarBQ / Portland / OR26 Apr 2026 17:49 +0000at://did:plc:so3nphemmrxnh63ye3c4x6dg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkg4jpk4ds2zhttps://catsky.social/profile/davidcel.is/post/3mke7fp6kq42oi’ve been wanting to write something like this for quite some time… but now i’m not sure i need to, because @ky.fyi put it to words so much better than i ever could. i’m right there mourning with you, Ky 😔 https://ky.fyi/posts/ai-burnout25 Apr 2026 23:35 +0000at://did:plc:so3nphemmrxnh63ye3c4x6dg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mke7fp6kq42ohttps://catsky.social/profile/davidcel.is/post/3mke7fp6kq42oi’ve been wanting to write something like this for quite some time… but now i’m not sure i need to, because @ky.fyi put it to words so much better than i ever could. i’m right there mourning with you, Ky 😔 https://ky.fyi/posts/ai-burnout25 Apr 2026 23:35 +0000at://did:plc:so3nphemmrxnh63ye3c4x6dg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mke7fp6kq42o